If you a) like sugar, b) think soy is magical (common sense, come on!), and c) can stand to order a drink without coffee, this is my recommendation for the day (or any day really when life is Just Too Hard):

Tall Soy Salted Caramel White Hot Chocolate, with extra salt and whipped cream (stirred).  

You will question whether God himself is behind the bar making drinks, it is so scrumptious and rich. To avoid those pesky soy charges, get a Starbucks card and register it (it’s free online with any card)!  That’s one deal I’ll actually stand behind and don’t mind talking about to customers.  It pays off tenfold.

Anyway.  I’m thinking I might have to have one when I go in.  I usually just get a short, though (and sometimes don’t drink the whole thing, stupid sugar-guilt! lol… but then again, partners drink for free on the clock so YOU KNOW. I don’t have to worry about wasting money on something I’m not going to finish.) You will want the whole thing your first time, though. ;)

Enjoy!! (picture)